My gun is bigger than yours

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"I’m not really a ‘by the book’ kind of guy, and I piss people off. My family’s been military since the Unification War. War is my life; it’s in my bones. But that kind of passion is deceptive, can make you seem reckless when you’re anything but."

(Source: sangheliios, via confessionforanothertime)

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Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

(Source: breakourbones, via dragona15)